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Ded thred delivery edition

Previously failed stelf stealth >>167384041

>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huq02sL7v34 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkO9ianKiNM

>> No.167543002

first for add me

id/akillerbee

>> No.167543168
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167543168

Second for cooking meth.

>> No.167543439

rrerr

>> No.167543716
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167543716

Friendly reminder Artillery Barrage and all throwable-related achievements are currently broken.

>> No.167544060
Quoted By: >>167544654

>Ashley is mad and wont give codes for a while
>threads die super quick

really make you think

>> No.167544654

>>167544060
Thread only dies when yuros are supposed to keep the thread up.

Goes to show that most of the shitters and redditor leeches are yurops.

>> No.167545470

>>167544654
What are you on, it's fucking 3AM in europe. Previous thread died after midnight GMT. Fix your sleeping schedule.

>> No.167546589
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167546589
Quoted By: >>167546919

NO MERCY FUCKING WHEN?

>> No.167546919

>>167546589
not before :
>green bridge
>heat street
>the diamond

>> No.167546920

>>167544654
>most of the shitters and redditor leeches are yurops.
>Thread only dies when yuros are supposed to keep the thread up.
Why are you directly contradicting yourself

>> No.167549453

ded

>> No.167549630

WHY CAN'T I FIND ANY FUCKING CHUNKS OF SHARPSTONE FUCK

>> No.167550143

>>167549630
Because you're playing a dead game.

>> No.167550175

>>167549630
Listen, we got a job to do so stop killing civilians!

>> No.167553209

Listen we got to GET THE FUCK UP

>> No.167553374
Quoted By: >>167555526

>major winter sports event going on in clapistan today
Stanley Cup heist when?

>> No.167555526
Quoted By: >>167557062

>>167553374
>zamboni escape vehicle

>> No.167557062

>>167555526
>can't drill the ice for Wayne Gretzky's lucky coin before we polish it with the zamboni

>> No.167557304
Quoted By: >>167557439

Good night /pdg/.

>> No.167557439

>>167557304
Th-thanks

>> No.167559793
Quoted By: >>167560001

I need a

>> No.167560001

>>167559793
ammo bag

>> No.167560127

What akimbo pistols have the best ammo pick up rate and also where can I check ammo pick up rates

>> No.167560298

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.167560449
Quoted By: >>167879402

>>167560127
Download that one mod that displays additional weapon stats.

>> No.167561210

When will Sydney's VA play the game

>> No.167563169

>>167560127
Bernetti

>> No.167565317
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167565317

>tfw too horny to sleep

>> No.167567037
Quoted By: >>167567160

Remember when retards thought shotguns literally fired cones of damage and not pellets because of an image someone made to explain how shotguns work to dumb babies

>> No.167567160
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167567160
Quoted By: >>167567291

>>167567037

I guess that's how they were trying to justify the fact that shotguns dont do damage for each pellet, hitting with 1 pellet or multiple does the same damage.

but it's clearly wrong, shoot at a wall and you can see the individual pellet impacts.

>> No.167567291

>>167567160
you can turn hud off in options so you don't have to block out your name and so we don't have to see your gay poco shit

>> No.167568797

>>167567291
Better yet, press 0.
New update included that hotkey.
I think...

>> No.167568940

>>167567291

this was a screenshot from a few months ago.

>> No.167570717
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167570717
Quoted By: >>167570791

Bulldozers with grenade launchers or Minigun when ? They're not scary anymore

>> No.167570791

>>167570717
I always see people instantly killing dozers without even breaking their faceplate. How do they do it? What gun causes that much damage that you can just shoot their body and kill them

>> No.167570932

>>167570791
A couple Thanatos rounds can do that.
More importantly, Body Expertise now works against dozers. On Overkill, the JP36 can kill one in about 8 bodyshots, and a DMR can easily 2-shot them (on auto).

>> No.167571540

>>167570791
Crossbows, fiddy cals, and crits.

Also high damage throwables like javelins.

Before the Unbalance, when Grinder was still good, I was shooting dozers with Bronco rounds and killing them with bodyshot crits without even hitting the faceplate.

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>>167542834
>payday:crime war

Shit is dead, and probably a scam

>> No.167573265

>general
>general_2
...so this is the power of discord

>> No.167574043
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167574043
Quoted By: >>167574106

>tfw I was javelin'ing dozers before the OD update made it cool

>> No.167574106
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>>167574043

>> No.167576007

YEAH

>> No.167576231
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167576231
Quoted By: >>167576402

Any alternative for full auto CAR-4?

I tried Falcon but single-firing heads is boring and ammo pickup is low

I also tried Clarion but it requires me to get surefire for acceptable mag size and body expertise since it has low accuracy

What about JP36? It needs surefire as well and kinda ruins my CAR-4 build

I'm just bored with CAR-4 and want variety while still maintaining similar performance

>> No.167576402
Quoted By: >>167577027

>>167576231
You could try the 90 damage ARs, unless you really want that dodge.

>> No.167577027

>>167576402
Yeah I did try Falcon but single-firing is boring, I like to have some recoil on my gun so I prefer full auto

>> No.167577273
Quoted By: >>167579181

>>167577027
You can do a full auto crit falcon. Try harder.

>> No.167578183
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167578183

>"It's not a cheat. You will see."

>> No.167578229
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167578229

Post mains

>> No.167578608 [SPOILER]
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[SPOILER]

>>167578229

>> No.167578806
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167578806

>mfw pubbies can't survive the first five minutes of birth of the sky OD

>> No.167579181

>>167577273
Low ammo pickup doesn't allow for full auto Falcon

>> No.167579295
Quoted By: >>167579357

>>167577027
Falcon is shit. I was thinking of the AK 7.62s.

>> No.167579357
Quoted By: >>167579619

>>167579295
AK has even lower ammo pickup :/

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167579439
Quoted By: >>167608258

>>167578229

>> No.167579619

>>167579357
It's still pretty sustainable after all the ammo pickup buffs. At least on DW. I never tried ARs on OD.

>> No.167579874

Did the unrated version of Grisaia no Meikyuu ever come out?
I found a ton of downloads for the Steam version, but none for the 18+ version.

>> No.167579919
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167579919

>boiling point
>get kicked for scanning the bodies

>> No.167580076
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>>167579874

>> No.167581503
Quoted By: >>167581647

I haven't played in two days what's new

>> No.167581647
Quoted By: >>167583316

>>167581503
Dallas fucking died my dude

>> No.167582690
Quoted By: >>167582940

AAAAAAAAAGH
I NEED
A
BOY
FRIEND

>> No.167582940

>>167582690
gay

>> No.167583064

suck my fat dick trashley

>> No.167583316

>>167581647
wow wtf did he at least get his beloved medic bag? Damn...

>> No.167583998 [SPOILER]
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[SPOILER]

this explains the prison nightmare heist

Raz heister when?

>> No.167584112
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167584112

>>167579874

>> No.167585907

>he doesn't hide all the civs on go bank

It's like you guys hate fun

>> No.167586451

SO SHE GRAB BEAR BY BALLS AND PULL
HARD

>> No.167587792
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167587792

>join cook off overkill lobby
>everyone has armor
>"IT'S STEALTH"
>kicked

>> No.167589023
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167589023
Quoted By: >>167589175

70th for one-tap hits for the saw that everyone should have.

>> No.167589175

>>167589023
Don't you need sharp blades too for 1 tap?

>> No.167590398
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167590398

>people who willingly play framing frame loud

>> No.167591392
Quoted By: >>167591584

>>167590398
But stealth as a mechanic is boring and hasn't even been touched by the devs ever since launch.
It plays the same way each time and there is rarely any sort of challenge outside of doing the same brain-dead objectives you've done on every other play through of the level.
At least on Loud you can feel like you're always making an impact, unlike stealth where a player can solo an entire heist on their own.
It's not fun being relegated to camera-duty or waiting for a drill to complete for 2 minutes while twiddling your thumbs.

>> No.167591584
Quoted By: >>167622618

>>167591392
>framing frame day 3
>loud
>fun

im sorry but no

>> No.167592971
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167592971

is it safe to use the carrier stacker (to carry multiple bags) and silent assasin mods?

>> No.167593061

>>167592971
For your computer, yeah. For your dignity, no.

>> No.167593412
Quoted By: >>167597530

>>167592971
If you don't mind a cheater tag

>> No.167593557
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167593557

What's the benefit of 1000 rpm fire rate when other stats are worse?

>> No.167594175

>>167593557
more shots = more chances for crits, retard

>> No.167594513
Quoted By: >>167596031

>>167594175
Thanks, I'll try a dodge build

>> No.167594773

>>167594175
>not using a minigun clit build
xd

>> No.167595254

>>167592971
>silent assassin

The ultimate shitter mod
Might as well just delete all guards from the map

>> No.167595545

>>167579874
I think so. I haven't actually downloaded it but I'm pretty sure an 18+ version exists.

>> No.167595781

>>167593557
More DPS for DPS racing dozers.

>> No.167596031
Quoted By: >>167596074

>>167594175
>>167594513
I'm doing Cook Off on DW and this crit Clarion is amazing, ty anon

>> No.167596069

>>167579874
denpasoft has it

>> No.167596074
Quoted By: >>167596374

>>167596031
put sode

>> No.167596374
Quoted By: >>167597231

>>167596074
Muriatic acid.

Add it

>> No.167596663

>>167593557
Clarion is made for dodgefags since its huge concealment is its only saving grace.

JP36 is more armor users who happens to be also metacunts at the same time.

>> No.167597034

>tfw you don't like dodge builds, but you don't want to go slow either
LVB anarchist is alright, I guess.
I miss OP Grinder.

>> No.167597231
Quoted By: >>167597546

>>167596374
NO, WAIT

>> No.167597530

>>167593412
I thought onky dlc unlockers triggered that. what are the consecuences of the cheater tag?

>> No.167597539

Meth Batch Complete

>> No.167597546
Quoted By: >>167598547

>>167597231
Hydrogen cloride.

YOU DIDN'T POUR IT IN RIGHT? It is suposed to be muriatic acid. Add some.

>> No.167597740

Cow stick sode. Got any of that lying around?

>> No.167598349

>this isn't my specialty

what is Bain's specialty?

>> No.167598547
Quoted By: >>167598661

>>167597546
who is bain? what is bain? where is bain?

>> No.167598661
Quoted By: >>167600337

>>167598547
The masketta man.

>> No.167600058
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167600058

Rogue or Grinder for Clarion dodge build?

Any suggestions for improvement?

>> No.167600337
Quoted By: >>167600542

>>167598661
First one to talk gets to stay in my rats dw game. WHO TOLD YOU TO PUT IN CAUSTIC SODA?

>> No.167600542

>>167600337
was blowing up the lab part of your plan

>> No.167600552
Quoted By: >>167600657

>>167600058
my clarion gets 72 accuracy and 100 stability while staying at 4 detection rating. you need to fix that

>> No.167600621
Quoted By: >>167600807

>>167600542
What's the next part of your master plan?

>> No.167600657
Quoted By: >>167600891

>>167600552
But I need launcher to deal with shields and groups :/

>> No.167600807
Quoted By: >>167603156

>>167600542
>>167600621
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A PAID CHARACTER

>> No.167600891

>>167600657
get stable shot basic and steady grip aced

>> No.167601464

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjFspdqeNJE

Has modding finally gone too far ?

>> No.167601720

Show me ONE payday gameplay video with over 1000 views that doesn't have
>Sydney
>Clover
>custom hud
>mods

>> No.167601807

>>167601464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W89WuVpRWfM

way too far

>> No.167601851

>>167601464
I've been using this texture pack for so long that I don't even know how the original textures look like

>> No.167602026

Who has the best voice and why is it Ron Perlman?

Honorable mention of Dallas.

>> No.167602168

What's the crit multiplier, x2 or?

>> No.167602180

>>167601464
>doesn't even mantain fidelty to the original
>shitty textures too
eheheh wow what a good mod_override !!!!! xddd

>> No.167602317
Quoted By: >>167602690

>>167601720
any RedditMcBadass video, for some reason shitters absolutely adore him

>> No.167602690
Quoted By: >>167603407

>>167602317
he uses pocohud in most of his videos

>> No.167602919
Quoted By: >>167605090

tfw no scalie bf

>> No.167603047

You kids and your weird slang

>> No.167603156
Quoted By: >>167603594

>>167600807
Perhaps he's wondering why you would kick a man before using up their deployables.

>> No.167603407

>>167602690
Really? In his recent ones he's using default and acts like one of the "custom HUD = literally cheating, no point in playing the game, you won already" faggots

>> No.167603594
Quoted By: >>167603693

>>167603156
At least you can heist. Who are you?

>> No.167603693

>>167603594
My contacts call me Bain.

>> No.167605090
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167605090
Quoted By: >>167608497

>>167602919
rrerr

>> No.167606865

I want to use the bot weapons mod to make my bot companions feel more unique, but I can't find much info about the original 4's (+old hox, not sure about his spas-12) weapon of choice, does any of you gentlemen know?

>> No.167607038
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CAR STORE IS IMPOSIBLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.167607526

your reaction when they removed donacdum?

>> No.167607663

>>167600058
Grinder for Overkill and below difficulties.

Anarchist with bullseye and Hostage taker both aced for Death Wish and One Down.

>> No.167607868
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167607868
Quoted By: >>167614362

Best perk decks?

>> No.167608258
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>>167579439

>> No.167608414

>>167607663
How good is Anarchist with suit? I've never tried it but I'm always taking health damage so Anarchist's health debuff worries me. I did a few DW heists with Rogue and Hostage taker aced with no issues.

>> No.167608497
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167608497
Quoted By: >>167642554

>>167605090
>unmodded piglet
>AMCAR
>Flak jacket
Furries are degenerates that need to be stopped

>> No.167608584

>>167608414
>>>167607663
It's fucking retarded you get no health and like 80 armor. I don't know why people even talk about it

>> No.167609059
Quoted By: >>167613387

>>167607038
anyone with silent assasin mod can help me? i troed 30 times no joke and i cant i just fucking can't

>> No.167609101
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167609101

>>167608414
just use lbv

>> No.167613387
Quoted By: >>167618928

>>167607038
>>167609059
Are you trolling?

>> No.167614362

>>167607868
Infiltrator and anarchist are P2W tier. Rest is so meh.

>> No.167614443

>>167601720
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yUSD864P2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkZZ03qPsK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF2q4o2WaJY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEyN4dhJIv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vtg7kaCwYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhFuH3YxvE

here just have the whole thing
>https://www.youtube.com/user/MarioInATopHat/videos
the list goes on

>> No.167614730

>>167614443
I should have added unfunny furry redditors to my list

>> No.167616243
Quoted By: >>167616417

Are shotguns viable on Death Wish? I can't do shit against skulldozers with the breaker.

>> No.167616417

>>167616243
they are, even the breaker. just pop the helmet off with explosives first retardo

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>>167614443
Is Maria /our/ girl?

>> No.167616558

>>167616526
fuck off maria

>> No.167617353

>>167616526
sure why not, lets make maria our girl

>> No.167617856

>>167616526
I want to fuck Maria

>> No.167618845

maria lewds when

>> No.167618928

>>167613387
no please help me
id/akillerbee

>> No.167621718

14th update when

>> No.167622618

>>167591584
>>167590398
It's only not fun if you are some baby whining who hates shooting cops.

The longer you stay shooting cops while watching clueless pubs run around, the more fun you have.

>> No.167623003
Quoted By: >>167623327

>>167622618

I find that when you have endless waves of cops to kill, killing stops being fun.

If there's a finite amount then each life you take means something. But when it's endless it's meaningless.

>> No.167623327
Quoted By: >>167626694

>>167623003
>I find that when you have endless waves of cops to kill, killing stops being fun.
Given that Payday 2 is a horde shooter that's about shooting infinite cops to fill up Robbedacop until you get out, you're playing the wrong game then.

>> No.167624090

>>167622618
thats not fun cause of the fucking objective of that map

fucking gotta have to restart the computer every 5 seconds

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>>167624090
>power gets turned off every 5 seconds
here are your choices
1. stop playing in shitter pubs
2. stop being a shitter
3. gitgud

>> No.167626694

>>167623327

Not really, I just normally play the objectives.

>> No.167628202

>sydney player
>always runs dodge
>me gusta/doge mask
>lolsorandom
>says "xD" and "niggers"
>blames everyone but himself when he messes up

How many of you have encountered this archetype of player?
Because it seems really common

>> No.167630193

>>167628202
>runs

>> No.167630706

>>167628202
Never saw a Sydney player wear a Reddit mask.

>> No.167632396

>>167624090
Defending the fucking power boxes.

>> No.167635131

>>167624090
You can't defend every power box but you can defend at least one.

Pick one, stick with it, enjoy a relaxing 500+ cop killing spree.

I love games where pubs don't know what they're doing so it just means more time to kill cops for me. HB Day 2, The Diamond, HM Day 2, FF Day 3, FWB, Meltdown, etc. I just never do objectives and spend all my time shooting cops. If they ask what we should be doing, I might make a suggestion but otherwise, I just sit there shooting cops all day while bagging/securing loot. Securing bags is the only exception to objectives I make because I like getting paid too. If I'm last man standing, they'd better wish we're playing something like Watchdogs because I'm going to sit through the entire assault wave by myself if I have to.

>> No.167636447
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167636447

>>167542834
>failed stelf stealth

>> No.167636931
Quoted By: >>167641727

AHJEJ-SMWOM-ASHOW
JDHEI-AJSOI-KEKKER
RIPSW-POEQQ-AlSXA

>> No.167639452
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167639452
Quoted By: >>167641035

Do you know what time it is?

>> No.167641035

>>167639452
It's time for you to get a watch

>> No.167641727

>>167636931

fake and gay

>> No.167642554
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167642554

>>167608497

>> No.167643064
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167643064

>no boost for RoF
why the fuck not

>> No.167644021
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167644021

Any tips for solo stealthing big bank ? I usually kill myself after realizing i have to get the right computer alone.

>> No.167644643

>>167644021
just get good at not being detected, they detect only your head so use that to you advantage to swueeze through spots with your head down

>> No.167649908

>>167644021

just wait till you're at the vault and a guard in the front part gets alerted by the opened time lock, or a civilian comes by and notices the hostage you have tied down at the computer when you were looking for the code.

So much can go wrong in that heist even long after you're no longer in the immediate area where you can get detected.

>> No.167650302
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167650302

>few builds with many skills, highly diverse from eachother, versatile, but not the best in the rolls they can fill
>many builds with few skills, each build around 1 or 2 gimmicks and have no equal when doing their job, if they ever
Pick 1.

>> No.167650729

>>167650302
Do you speak English?

>> No.167650925

>>167650729
Yeah, he just did

>> No.167651694

Why are PD1 songs so much better than PD2? Is it because they weren't composed by Simon?

>> No.167651934

What deck do I put points into so I don't die when playing with friends who are better than me

>> No.167652142
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167652142
Quoted By: >>167652881

>>167650302
post your steam ID so i make sure to never play with you

>> No.167652881

>>167652142
id/akillerbee

>> No.167653341
Quoted By: >>167654250

>>167650729
>med bag and saw build
Or
>med bag build
>saw build

>> No.167654250
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167654250

>>167653341
>saw build

>> No.167655281
Quoted By: >>167655487

What is Robbedacop?
t. newfriend

>> No.167655487

>>167655281
The ultimate proof of autism, ask the question to the nice citizens of this group.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/robbedacop

>> No.167656550
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167656550
Quoted By: >>167662426

>>167487830
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Short Fuse (short_fuse)
- Vlad Is Mad! (vlad_4_jobs)

Today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Rattle My Bones (daily_snake)
Brought to you by Sydney.

And this week's New Weekly Side Job is:
- Looting In The Dark (voff_3)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Dallas Begins mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>> No.167657360

>>167655487
Hypothetically couldnt you just run safehouse raid with converts and sentry guns to breeze through this?

>> No.167657971
Quoted By: >>167659430

>>167655487
fun fact someone posted the evidence of him cheating the trophy

>> No.167658104

>>167657360
It's a few hundred thousand.

How many cops do you think you kill per hour?

100?
200?
Maybe 300?

How many hours do you think you'll need for 600,000 cops at that rate?

>> No.167659430
Quoted By: >>167659793

>>167657971
He himself said he was using a mod that spawns more cops

>> No.167659793

>>167659430
>he

>> No.167659837

>>167657360
Also Safehouse Raid has a finite quantity of cops. You want high spawns at infinite quantity.

Which is like, Mayhem difficulty The Diamond or HB Day 2 with Sgt. Summers active but even then, the best I got was like 500-600 cops/hr.

If you want to finish 1000 hours of pointless grinding in a year, you need to distribute it over 50 weeks which is about 20 hours of grinding a week. The only people who have Robbedacop are cheaters and people who farmed it autistically while explosive spawns still counted until OVK decided that a mutator trophy shouldn't be affected by mutators and disabled Robbedacop with mutators.

>> No.167659907

>>167657360
Also sentry and joker kills don't count.

>> No.167660652
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167660652

>>167657360
>safehouse raid,
>being useful for anything else but incontinence coins ever

>> No.167660856
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167660856

Add Tim Flamingo for non shitter fun.

>> No.167661874

>>167660856
Add Overkill_Jules for passionate debates about perk deck balance

>> No.167662426
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167662426
Quoted By: >>167839179

>>167656550
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I WIll Take With Impunity (kosugi_3)
- Situation Normal (slakt_3)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Just Like The Old Days (daily_helicopter)
Brought to you by Dragan.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>> No.167663418

>>167660856
You never responded to mine. ;_;

>> No.167663720

pokerdan99

>> No.167666362

>heist failed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfYXKBta47s

>> No.167667437
Quoted By: >>167669017

>>167666362
This fag lives 15 mins from me

>> No.167667463
Quoted By: >>167677007

A NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI

>> No.167669017

>>167667437
What do you mean fag? He's a law-abiding citizen

>> No.167675458
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167675458

ded

>> No.167677007

>>167667463
Daily reminder to use this mod at all times

http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13061

>> No.167677828
Quoted By: >>167691185

HAPPENING
WICK HEIST

>> No.167677872
Quoted By: >>167678136

how to fix stealth:
>silent projectiles hitting the world atract nearby guards to where it hit.(without raising detection)
>Change ammo efficiency so that high threat weapons have a chance of not dropping the pager

>> No.167678136
Quoted By: >>167678270

>>167677872
>>Change ammo efficiency so that high threat weapons have a chance of not dropping the pager
>A loud noise has higher chance NOT to attract pager operator

>> No.167678270
Quoted By: >>167678984

>>167678136
was thinking about making snipers more viable for stealth, sonce they fit the theme

>> No.167678434
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167678434
Quoted By: >>167679194

guys ? what do that mean ?

>> No.167678984
Quoted By: >>167680101

>>167678270
But they don't? Sniper rifle is a assasination weapon, not a stelth weapon. So they're fine in their current use case - covering teammates and taking out high-value targets (specials). And from a logical point of view sniper shots on guards wouldn't raise an alarm BECAUSE there would be almost no sound... for the pager operator, far away you would hear a loud bang and I don't think any map except for goat simulator is big enough to make this realistic.

What you could do is actually make silencers take different amount of threat (aka noise) to a point and have special weapons/mods (like silent barrel for car-4 and a new silent upper reciever) to reach 0 (absolutely no noise). Real life guns have a sound even with a silencer just voiding anything because pieces of metal smashing against each other inside the gun.

>> No.167679194
Quoted By: >>167679687

>>167678434
those are jacket's quotea in the safehouse. more HM heists/ archivements

>> No.167679687

>>167679194
>HM Patch
MELEE VIABLE? I want to take jacket, biker mask, meat cleaver and go to town

>> No.167679995

>>167666362
>guy enters with balclava and smg inside police station
>acts surprised when the cops freak the fuck out
wow dude he was so unjustly arrested

>> No.167680101
Quoted By: >>167680354

>>167678984
Assassination can be stealthy

>What you could do is actually make silencers take different amount of threat

Don't they already?

>> No.167680125
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167680125

So i instaled wolfhud form paydaymods. I have a question? how do I enable the unteraction lock? total or progress? and wgat is the time for?

>> No.167680195
Quoted By: >>167681976

>>167680125
Maybe take a look at the settings retard.

>> No.167680307
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167680307

What's the best way to get some stat boosts? I play a lot but I've only gotten like 3 of them and 2 were for the flamethrower.

>> No.167680346

Do I get 6 detection instead of 4 in exchange for +4 accuracy on my crit Clarion?

>> No.167680354
Quoted By: >>167681976

>>167680101
It is stealthy but not in a payday sense. Assination with a sniper is "done and gone". Usually if you kill somebody you dont spend 5 minutes walking to him to take his keycard. And then another 10 moving bags over his dead body.

No. They all take threat to 0

>>167680125
Options / Mod Options / Wolfhud / Interaction

>> No.167680853
Quoted By: >>167680975

>>167680307
can't you buy them with coins?

>> No.167680859
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167680859
Quoted By: >>167680975

>>167680307
This is how weapon mod card drops work:

First the game checks if you have 2 or more of any weapon mod acquirable from card drops and reject those in the loot roll. The game will then randomly give you a weapon mod if you have 0 or 1 of it. Unless you have 2 of every single weapon mod, then the game picks random weapon mod.

The way I farm stat boosts:
1. Make sure you have less than 2 of the desired stat boost
2. Disable all DLC by unchecking them in Steam
3. Get every single non-DLC weapon mod (might take a while)
4. Use offshore payday and choose weapon mod as preferred loot
5. ???
6. Profit

>> No.167680975

>>167680853
I tried but it seems it's not possible to buy them with coins.

>>167680859
thanks, I'll try it out

>> No.167681126

Can someone make a perk deck tier list?

>> No.167681228

>>167681126
1. Burglar
2. Yakuza
?. everything else

>> No.167681474

>>167681126
OD TIER
>RAGU
>ARMORA
>ANARSHIT
>KINGPAN

DW/MAYHEM TIER
>INFILDRATOR
>GRINDA
>EXPROS
>MASSCOL

STELF TIER
>BARGLAR
>JICUZA

SHIT TIER
>EVERYTHING ELSE DESU FAMLAMAA

>> No.167681976

>>167680195
>>167680354
i know that but I have to select either "totak" or "progress" and I don't know what are those.

>> No.167682213

@167681976
You can read an explaination what they do (or what anything does) if you mouse over and read the text on the top of the screen.

>> No.167682491

>>167682213
+1 thanks for the tip, take some gold too!

>> No.167682509

>>167682213
>@
anon I...

>> No.167682784

>>167681474
I'd put Maniac into DW/Mayhem tier. Personally I find it even better than Infiltrator when you run it with Frenzerker.

>> No.167683432
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167683432

ammo efficiency is used by you?

>> No.167683470
Quoted By: >>167685380

>there are people who don't turn music off and just listen to gun porn paired with the autistic callouts of some chars
baka

>> No.167685380
Quoted By: >>167689369

>>167683470
Tbqh the I love the PD1 soundtracks

>> No.167685968
Quoted By: >>167686075

How do I cancel reload with Parkour aced?

>> No.167686075
Quoted By: >>167686162

>>167685968
melee

>> No.167686162
Quoted By: >>167686210

>>167686075
I rather wait than waste time for melee

>> No.167686210

>>167686162
same

>> No.167688303
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167688303

>>167607526
does noone care about the lost donacs?

>> No.167689369

>>167685380
"you know what happen when we break this glass ?"

>> No.167691185
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167691185

>>167677828
>stël

Overkill confirmed for having seen those shitters yelling "STELF?" in lobbies

>> No.167692042

What are some OD viable primaries and secondaries? I already know bows and crossbows are good primaries, and china puff a good secondary.

>> No.167692273

>>167692042
AMCAR

>> No.167692559

>>167692042
Loco

>> No.167692640

>>167692042
Chimpout 88

>> No.167692789
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167692789

>>167692042

>> No.167694964
Quoted By: >>167695919

>>167694432
>He is still butthurt about it

>> No.167695576

HAPPENING
NOT
A
DRILL

>> No.167695593
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167695593

HABBENIG!!!!!

>> No.167695821

YACHT HEIST INCOMING

>> No.167695919

>>167694964
Father, who art in heaven, we humbly pray to you today to have your son fucktard Kilbraght's putrid eyes pecked out by hungry crows. May maggots crawl into his bloodless eye sockets and defecate until his skull cracks under the pressure of overflowing insect excrement. Praise the lord. Amen.

>> No.167695943
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167695943

>it's a literal escort mission and a shit sniper
I wonder just how fucking poorly optimized these will be

also, why is the safehouse so fucking slow to load
Does it load all of the possible upgrades or something? It's not like there's more assets than on other maps or anything

>> No.167696108
Quoted By: >>167696312

>The target is Tyrone

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEET
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/johnwickheists/

>> No.167696312

>>167696108
I thought he said Gerome at first.

>> No.167696318

>>167695821
THEY FINALLY TOOK IT OUT OF THE SCRAPPED CONTENT !

I KNEW THAT THE IMAGE OF IT IN THE SAFEHOUSE WASNT JUST A EASTER EGG

>> No.167697115

>>167695821
JUST WHAT I ASKED SOME THREAD SGO YEEEEEESSSSSSS

>> No.167697260

I hpe trashley drop some codes, 7 dls is a theft

>> No.167697670
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167697670

>that stealth audio clip

I like it

>> No.167698254
Quoted By: >>167698374

>>167695943
>and a shit sniper
Depending on the damage and ammo pickup a second semi-auto sniper could be good.

>> No.167698372
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167698372

>Only now realized what continental coins are
I'm retarded.

>> No.167698374

>>167698254
>a new semi-auto sniper
>its still not the dragunov

REEEEE OVERKILL

>> No.167698672

>>167698374
John Wick never used one http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/John_Wick

>> No.167698946
Quoted By: >>167699002

>>167698374
they're never gonna add it

>> No.167699002
Quoted By: >>167699143

>>167698946
Why not? It's in Chains' room on the table

>> No.167699143
Quoted By: >>167764639

>>167699002
That would be cultural appropriation

>> No.167701330
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167701330

>>167607526
>being tricky in 2k17

>> No.167703098
Quoted By: >>167703630

What HUD mods are currently still supported/functioning?

After hundreds of hours of vanilla I'm feeling a bit spicy.

>> No.167703630
Quoted By: >>167707935

>>167703098
wolfhud

>> No.167706594

havent played in 2 years, whats the objectively best primary/secondary weapon right now?

>> No.167706690
Quoted By: >>167706751

>>167706594
Which difficulty

>> No.167706751
Quoted By: >>167707005

>>167706690
any

>> No.167707005
Quoted By: >>167707605

>>167706751
That's not how it works faggot

>> No.167707182

>>167706594
light crossbow for one down, whatever the fuck you want for any other difficulty

>> No.167707605
Quoted By: >>167707786

>>167707005
alright then, i usually just do overkill
whats best for that?

>> No.167707786
Quoted By: >>167708029

>>167707605
Anything that makes it just a walk, Bronco, Breaker 12g, GL40/China/Arbirter, AMR-16 are the best hard hitters

>> No.167707935
Quoted By: >>167708121

>>167703630
Only WolfHUD still works/is being developed?
What about MUI or HOLO UI?

>> No.167707961
Quoted By: >>167708148

>Realized what continental coins are after this post >>167698372
I'm super retarded

>> No.167708029
Quoted By: >>167708148

>>167707786
didnt know the amr16 is good.
i actually dont know anything about the game, was mostly just using the car4 or whatever its called.
any special mods that i should put on the amr16?

>> No.167708121
Quoted By: >>167710764

>>167707935
dont know about the other two but wolfhud is like the most used i think now

>> No.167708148

>>167698372
>>167707961
>He didn't knew

>>167708029
ALL of them

>> No.167709012

>12
>new
>achievements

eeeeeeeugh

>> No.167709074

Dallas

>> No.167709192

>>167709074
Houston

>> No.167709484
Quoted By: >>167710050

>>167709192
CHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSS

>> No.167710050

>>167709074
>>167709192
>>167709484
??????!

>> No.167710259

>>167710050
OH I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAAAG!

>> No.167710350

>>167710050
I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU GYRO

>> No.167710764
Quoted By: >>167711087

>>167708121
looks like I'll just have to find out myself
thanks for answering anyways

>> No.167711087
Quoted By: >>167713550

>>167710764
Custom huds mark you as a cheater now

>> No.167711198

SUNAIPAAAAAAAA

>> No.167711230

CLOAKAH NINJA CUNT FUCKAH

>> No.167713550
Quoted By: >>167713606

>>167711087
this can't be real
am i being keked?

>> No.167713606
Quoted By: >>167715134

>>167713550
yes

>> No.167715134
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167715134
Quoted By: >>167715260

>>167713606
shame on you for trying to bamboozle me!

>> No.167715260
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167715260
Quoted By: >>167718796

>>167715134
i was not the bamboozler! i saved you from being bamboozled by the true bamboozler!

>> No.167718796

>>167715260
my mistake, i thank you kind anon for saving me from evil anon and his vile ploys

>> No.167724781

We ded
>inb4 b-but the yuros should keep the thread up at their 5 AM
Fuck you slaveburgers

>> No.167725168
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167725168
Quoted By: >>167731846

>> No.167726552

More achievements that I will never get. I'm already missing like 100

>> No.167728374
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167728374

beb

>> No.167728408

>>167728374
put your handcuffs on

>> No.167730119
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167730119

>>167728374
>I HAD A VERY BAD DAY

what did houston mean by this ?

>> No.167731846
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167731846

>>167725168

>> No.167735273

>more AR-pattern weapons
why, they are so boring

>> No.167736216
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167736216
Quoted By: >>167737701

welp

>> No.167737701

>>167736216
I don't get it.

>> No.167737779
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167737779
Quoted By: >>167740510

Gewehr 3 buff when

>> No.167739491

TOMORROW DAY 2

Make your bets on the stats of the new sniper

>> No.167740307
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167740307

T W O Y E A R S

>> No.167740510

>>167737779
Never. The shitty recoil pattern kills it for me.

>> No.167740639

holy shit is that lance riddick

>> No.167740763
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167740763

Quick, someone pretend to want buddies to play this game with so I don't look like a loser.

>> No.167740816

>>167695943
actually it does

over 50 groups of props that have to be manually loaded, and configured in accordance to your upgraders

>> No.167740856

>no pager limit
>no pager operator call if a guard hasn't reached a certain suspicion percentage
>you can now bag before pager
>can answer pager on bagged people
>can answer pager of bagges person on somebody's back, but if he moves too far it disconnects and alarm
>if you kill a guard that was alarmed the pager operator will do a total recall and you have to answer a pager on everybody you've killed (alive people will answer it themselves)
>you have 1 total recall before alarm
>on higher difficulties the operator cycles through all the pagers on the map, including dead ones that you have to answer
>on even higher difficulties after 5 minutes he will do a quick report (like recall but you answer fastet) and then he will random se time between 4 and 6 minutes and then do another one (and so on)
>ecm specialist ace now instead of blocking pagers forwards them to Bain who has prerecorded messages to answer with (this effect probably should be shorter than camera block)
>more guards on some heists

Y/N?

>> No.167740906

Is it just me or is the AMCAR actually good now?

40 damage, max stability, 60 accuracy, and shit loads of ammo

Like, never have to use a single ammo bag, loads.

>> No.167740964

>>167740906
It's usable.

>> No.167741135

I'll be disappointed if Big Dick Wick 2 doesn't have a reference to this game with the amount of shit they're doing to tie them together.
>>167740856
Just about any depth you could add to the stealth would be an improvement.

>> No.167741174

>>167740856
In real life, there's a pager limit of 0 and security descends down like a soccer mom worried about video game violence.

>> No.167741198

>>167741174
>In real life

stop

>> No.167741461
Quoted By: >>167741668

>>167741174
In real life majority of guards are old people and pager accidents happen. And it's not like pager operator and guards are butt buddies and know eachother front to back

>> No.167741668
Quoted By: >>167742234

>>167741461
Yeah, at a mall and shit, not PMC facilities and high security areas.

Pager accidents are reason to dock pay and fire people on the spot because it's a reason to sound the alarm.

>> No.167742234
Quoted By: >>167764513

>>167741668
That's why the operator will call to ask if anything fishy is going one. But if every single guard will answer him in time that everything's fine then it must've been the wind :) Unless it happens again.

>> No.167742261

>>167740906
That doesnt make it good but usable, CAR-4 has higher damage, 100 acc and stb, and similar ammo pickup

>> No.167743091
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167743091

>he doesn't have "alesso-payday" as his failure screen music

>> No.167743508
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167743508

>>167740816
out fucking standing
I don't know why I ever expected less, there's been less and less optimization in maps since fucking LGL released their abortions.

>> No.167743626

will the John Wick Heists be a paid or free dlc?

>> No.167743680

>>167740816
so everytime they add a new trophy/upgrates it's gonna get even slower?
And does it load the rooms you can't get in?

>> No.167743896

>>167743626
$6.99

>> No.167743924

>>167743626
paid

>> No.167744221

Why can other players switch the modes of your trip mines

>> No.167744267

>>167744221
Why can ECM feedback be used on fucking stealth

>> No.167744834

>>167744221
Idk but I love doing it

>> No.167745023
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167745023
Quoted By: >>167761434

>>167743626
>will the John Wick Heists be a free dlc?

>> No.167748056
Quoted By: >>167748365

GET THE FUCK UP

>> No.167748365
Quoted By: >>167750516

>>167748056
Let me die

>> No.167750516

>>167748365
YOU CAN DO IT BUDDY

>> No.167751627

I need to do Gage Historical 4-man crew mask achievement for precision barrel for Mauser.

I'm gonna tag the lobby as Historical pack achievment so please join if you have the pack and want the achievment.

>> No.167751794
Quoted By: >>167751916

>>167751627
Post your fucking ID instead of praying people close enough to you to see the lobby.

>> No.167751916
Quoted By: >>167752369

>>167751794
Just put Hoxton Breakout in filters if you're interested, and distance worldwide

>> No.167752369

>>167751627
>>167751916
need one more

>> No.167756316
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167756316

Is this guy retarded?

>> No.167756735

>>167756316
No he's just partly Italian

>> No.167756870
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167756870

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL GRENADE LAUNCHER AND THROWABLE ACHIEVMENTS BUGGED I JUST WANT MY GL40 UPGRADES

>> No.167757013

>>167756870
Buy the Gage Bug Squash Pack(TM) for only $4.99!!!!111ONE

>> No.167757181

>>167624090
>acquire keepers
>ace all skills that pertain to jokers
>dominate tans and their equivalents
>position jokers next to objectives that need to be defended
>they will do the job better than the average pub
guaranteed

>> No.167758820
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167758820
Quoted By: >>167758993

>>167756870
>using the GL40 when you could go for a much superior loadout with the Cavity 9mm + China puff

>> No.167758993

>>167758820
I don't have Cavity so I wanted to try GL40 with Broomstick

>> No.167761324

>>167756316
yes

>> No.167761434

>>167745023
no, $6,99

>> No.167764513
Quoted By: >>167779120

>>167742234
but i dont think the pager of the guard just give constant audio feedback to the main security guy at all time , how would he know the guy just died ? theres no way , the more realistic thing would be the security guy calling them from time to time asking if theres nothing going on as a check in

>> No.167764639
Quoted By: >>167764884

>>167699143
whos culture are we appropriating though?
chains culture of raping shit and being a nigger or the slav culture of raping shit and being the equivalent of a white nigger

>> No.167764884

>>167764639
>chains culture of raping
you mean this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXyYdY_o4sQ

>> No.167766205

proc

>> No.167767414
Quoted By: >>167769127

Day 2 hype anyone? Hello?

>> No.167769127

>>167767414
I'm only interested in the new sniper, since it's gonna be a semi auto one it's probably gonna have a stupid low damage or have some weird gimmicky bad stat such as lower picup value or retarded accuracy for a sniper

>> No.167770662

>steam announcement is out
>official website not updated yet

get your shit together, overkill

>> No.167770807

>re you ready for Day 2? Like already mentioned yesterday, let's talk heists!
The first of two new upcoming John Wick Heists is called "Brooklyn 10-10". Bain received an urgent call from The Continental that one of their people called Charon got ambushed. The PAYDAY Gang together with John Wick immediately heads out to rescue him and The Continentals secret delivery. For the PAYDAY Gang this is just a job, but for John Wick, this is personal.

>Charon is the concierge at the Continental Hotel, the safe haven for international assassins. This is everything we know about him since there is no further history recorded. We are exited to announce that his character is Voiced by none other than Lance Reddick himself.

>> No.167771224
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167771224

Day 2 is live

>> No.167771397
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167771397

>> No.167773941
Quoted By: >>167776893

>>167771397
So...it's a m308 reskin?

>> No.167776338

So /pdg/ armour or dodge?

>> No.167776427
Quoted By: >>167776835

how do I get the even steven archivement? I always get 6 c4 and i need to use the six to blow the safes in alesso heist

>> No.167776539
Quoted By: >>167777026

YEAH

>> No.167776835
Quoted By: >>167778143

>>167776427
Stop playing baby mode you worthless shitter.

>> No.167776893

>>167773941
Exactly my thoughts. Might be an upgrade to M308 because of added penetration

>> No.167777026

>>167776338
see >>167776539

>> No.167777108

>>167776338
Yes

>> No.167777456
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167777456
Quoted By: >>167777631

>>167771397
I wonder how concealable it can get

>> No.167777631

>>167777456
Probably not much seeing as how desert fox is the be dodge/crits sniper

>> No.167777957

>>167776338
regen

>> No.167777961

>>167771397
Literally the Little Friend without the GL working as a sniper

>> No.167777982

>>167777631
Stats are comparable to Desert Fox, except damage of course. Base accuracy is 76 on both. RoF is higher than Lebensauger's, reload time is half of Lebensauger's.

>> No.167778143
Quoted By: >>167778421

>>167776835
what does shitter mean?

>> No.167778421

>>167778143
look in the mirror, then you'll see a shitter

>> No.167778575
Quoted By: >>167778775

>>167777631
Except Contractor will get CAR mods along with short barrel, so that will bring it to a total of 30 concealment

>> No.167778775
Quoted By: >>167778834

>>167778575
Sorry but you know this how? cause honestly a sniper that you can just throw any exntended mag or speedpull mag would become a crazy powerful machine

>> No.167778834

>>167778775

Anything to get your money :-)

-Almir

>> No.167779120

>>167764513
Exactly, the only possibility of him always checking when somebody dies is if he has supernatural abilities.

>continuous audio feed
>hear a guard screaming "intruder!"
>hear him start shooting from his unsilenced gun
>hear him choking on some liquid, goofball must've drunk too much water in one go
>hear some dudes screaming "GET ON THE GROUND, ON YOUR KNEES!" and then smash some glass
>Hey, is everythink okay?
>Some dude starts talking in fucking japaneese
>Move on because i don't want to get fired and they forgot to mention that I will need to know chineese on this job

>> No.167781081

is no one gonna talk about the absence of viklund

>> No.167781138

>there will never be an event as good as crimefest
>there will never be any more DLC like Hotline which had 4 masks, 3 SMG's, 4 melee weapons and a heist that's actually good
The gage weapon packs were more exciting then this john wick scarface circle jerk shit.

>> No.167781739

>>167781081
he deserves a few months off after 'Break The Rules'

>> No.167781917

>>167781081
it's a marketing ploy

starve everyone of god simon, then release a brand new DLC down the line, advertised with "the return of the composer classics"

>> No.167784162
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167784162

Daily reminder that any heists with pubs are comfy if you handle objectives and anything that requires thinking for them.

>> No.167784505

>>167784162
>submitting yourself to thinking while playing games

>> No.167786091
Quoted By: >>167789167

is Johnny Wick a good movie? should I watch before the heists tomorrow?

>> No.167787694
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167787694

just got the chains safe!
sell or open?

>> No.167787917

>>167787694
do you need 30 cents? then sell it

>> No.167787931

>>167787694
Sell, skins are worth shit

>> No.167789167
Quoted By: >>167789260

>>167786091
Yeah it's pretty good. You also won't really understand who charon is or what the continental is if you don't watch it.

>> No.167789260

>>167789167
Fuck off John Wick shills, I will now pirate both of your movies

>> No.167789438
Quoted By: >>167791256

>>167789260
calm down, nobody is paying for John Wick

>> No.167789620
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167789620
Quoted By: >>167791256

>>167789260
What, do you think I payed to watch it? I might buy it on blu ray someday since it's the kind of shit I wanna see out of the film industry more often and I love Keanu, but I don't pay to watch movies the first time around.

>> No.167790095
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167790095
Quoted By: >>167791256

>>167789260
Do you think I'm not good enough for you anon?

>> No.167791256
Quoted By: >>167791602

>>167790095
>>167789620
>>167789438
Yea, sure
>never hear anything about john wick before half a year until release of the sequel
>magically it's everywhere

>> No.167791602
Quoted By: >>167793785

>>167791256
this isn't professional

>> No.167793785

>>167791602
I THOUGHT YOU WERE PROFESSIONALS

>> No.167794291

>>167789260
You should, the first one is pretty great for what it is. Theaters suck anyway.

>> No.167794446

>>167784162
I thought this for about 900 hours, now I want nothing more than to have a single player who knows what an objective is to join my games.

It never happens. So I just let the other three play objectives most of the time now.

>> No.167796393
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167796393

is Trashly gone? I though he would just stop posting codes.

>> No.167796539
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167796539

>>167796393
>he

>> No.167796801

>>167796393
she is upset at the moment , when she will be feeling better again she will post codes

>> No.167797462
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167797462

>>167796801
>what is dlc unlocker
meh, I preffer the ahegago pics and shitposting that T brings to the threads.
since the codes stoped the beggera died out.
>>167796539
xir?

>> No.167797510
Quoted By: >>167797697

>>167796801
>she

>> No.167797697

>>167797510
>>167796539
is he really a tranny or ia it just a meme?

>> No.167798209
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167798209

>>167797697
Meet me behind school after class and I'll show you cakeboy

>> No.167798614
Quoted By: >>167801530

>>167797697
Listen to the VODs and decide yourself

>> No.167799018

>>167797697
>xhe

>> No.167801530
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167801530

>>167798614
oh GOD

>> No.167805186
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167805186

>JOHN WICK™

>> No.167805615
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167805615

Sydney please steal my wallet

>> No.167806109

>>167805615
She would be so much better without that stupid haircut.

>> No.167807292

>>167771397
>Lebensauger reskin with shittier base stats, more concealment and AR mods
I was going to call this but it was too obvious.

>> No.167810325

YEAH

>> No.167813239
Quoted By: >>167813495

A R M S

>> No.167813397

>Shit is of 2 days
>DLC didn't came today
wtf ovk

>> No.167813495

>>167813239
Do Not Blow This

>> No.167813505

O U T S T R E T C H E D

>> No.167816860

bah bab bah bahru sydney! please follow

>> No.167817935
Quoted By: >>167818023

>>167593557
G36
>Piss poor damage
At least you can make up for that shit with the Clarion higher fire rate and ammo cap

>> No.167818023

>>167817935
i cant wait for the day when they rework the melee system and rebalances the weapons so that any can be usefull in DW and OD

>> No.167818487
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167818487

>>167681474
>Grinder
>DW/Mayhem tier.
What year do you live in again?

>> No.167819624
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167819624

>mfw seeing the steam forums defending the new sniper.

Steam forums confirmed to play on very hard

>> No.167820345
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167820345

How do I make friends in PAYDAY 2?

>> No.167820791

>>167820345
talk to people who play well in pubs, get them to hang out with you and invite them to heists

>> No.167821757

>>167820345
Kill dozers, fuck cloackers, get paid

>> No.167822472
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167822472
Quoted By: >>167822928

Guess who plays Payday 2! Skip to 4:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpk8NS388hM

>> No.167822928
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167822928

>>167822472
Tommy Pistol!?

>> No.167824171
Quoted By: >>167824463

pokerdan99

>> No.167824463
Quoted By: >>167825735

>>167824171
That meme is dead and Tim Flamingo dont had hype

I need a new meme

>> No.167824743
Quoted By: >>167824862

>>167796801

she thread threads were turning even more shit due to beggers so she stopped

>> No.167824862

>>167824743
said

idk why i typed thread twice time for bed

>> No.167825735

>>167824463
Vastined

>> No.167827335

>>167806109
no

>> No.167827437

>>167806109
her design is fine, it's her personality and "backstory" that are awful.

>> No.167828803

http://paydaycrimewar.com

>> No.167829970

>>167828803
>http://paydaycrimewar.com

>hey what if we made a shitty mobile game ?
>but shouldnt we work on the game almir ? we have still the melee system to rework , the classic heist to bring back etc
>they can wait those fuckers gonna give us their money anyway

>> No.167830112

>>167828803
L4D style VS mode when?

>> No.167833469

>2 heist tomorrow
>Atleast 6 of the 12 achievements are difficulty related

>> No.167833497

>>167833469
i think some will be for some safehouse cosmetic

>> No.167833841

>>167833469
Only way to fix the achievements is to remove the Mayhem mask being one and adding all the challenges as achievements

Yes, even Robbedacop

>> No.167835818

>>167833841
>Yes, even Robbedacop
Nigga, you do realise that it would erase all progress?

>> No.167836135

Peasant here, recently started playing seriously this game on ps4, fun but frustrating at times. Really looking foward to that new update (s?), hopefully this will put the peasant edition on par with the pc master race version or at least close to it.

>> No.167836667
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167836667

>>167836135
>hopefully this will put the peasant edition on par with the pc master race

>> No.167836737
Quoted By: >>167837287

>>167836135
How much stuff is missing from consoles as of now?

>> No.167837287

>>167836737
A fuckton of stuff, from what I understand consoles version still has the old skill tree?

>> No.167838503

>>167833841
>fix achievements
>add the trophy which is not achievable without cheating

>> No.167838619
Quoted By: >>167838670

Been away since Crimefest, looks like DMCWO is dead. Is there anything similar that works and isn't garbage?

>> No.167838670

>>167838619
>similar to DMCWO
>isn't garbage
Pick one

>> No.167838910
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167838910

Real Ashley please reply to my post

>> No.167839179
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167839179
Quoted By: >>167933136

>>167662426
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Will Take With Impunity (kosugi_3)
- In The Head! (any_50_headshot_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- No More Debts (daily_mortage)
Brought to you by Houston.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>> No.167841075

tfw no lizardman bf

>> No.167841259
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167841259

IT'S HAPPENING !

>> No.167841441

I hope the new sniper rifle has shit for ammo pickup so I won't give Overkill 6.99 yurobucks for a better Lebensauger.

>> No.167841449
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167841449

>>167841259

>> No.167844358

>>167841259

Oh yay 5 hours of this.

>> No.167845886
Quoted By: >>167846094

Who is ready for the Kill 100 shields with the Contractor Sniper Rifle achievement

>> No.167846094

>>167845886
me xd

>> No.167846631

>this will be the first dlc I'll buy since ash first started posting in these threads because retards couldnt keep their shit together
Thanks for ruining everything retards. I always took quietly with a little thanks while indicating the code I took, instead of begging 24/7 for a particular code and shitting up the thread in the process.

>> No.167846802
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167846802
Quoted By: >>167846887

>>167846631
>yfw 75% of those ashley circlejerk posts were mine
>yfw I already own all the DLC but kept summoning Ashley for the mere purpose of shitting up the thread

>> No.167846887

>>167846802
hope you're happy now

>> No.167846970
Quoted By: >>167847060

>>167846631
He's already done this once before. "I'm not posting codes anymore for a while" then next week we get a shit ton every day. Pretty sure he gets drunk every weekend too and gives shit away so take advantage of that

>> No.167847060

>>167846970
>he
you're confusing her for someone else maybe

>> No.167847235

ashley post john wick heists codes now!

>> No.167847415
Quoted By: >>167847778

>>167847060
He has a cock

>> No.167847778
Quoted By: >>167847897

>>167847415
>girls can't have cocks
shitlord

>> No.167847808
Quoted By: >>167848112

>>167847060
why aren't you refering to someone based on his/her biological sex?

>> No.167847897
Quoted By: >>167848112

>>167847778
It's a guy taking hormones to become a woman, end of discussion

>> No.167848112
Quoted By: >>167848947

>>167847808
gender is not equal to sex you edgelord

>>167847897
it's a girl trapped in a man's body, end of discussion

>> No.167848947
Quoted By: >>167849158

>>167848112
>gender is not equal to sex you edgelord
don't put words into my mouth bitch.
>it's a girl trapped in a man's body, end of discussion
so it a man that wants to be a girl. Too bad with current medical knowledge that's impossible.

>> No.167849158
Quoted By: >>167849271

>>167848947
>so it a man that wants to be a girl.
it's a girl being sexually a man who wishes to become sexually a girl

>> No.167849271
Quoted By: >>167849308

>>167849158
And will never obtain it, thus will stay a man forever.

>> No.167849308
Quoted By: >>167849668

>>167849271
can we agree on the term "girl with cock" at least and her a she?

>> No.167849668
Quoted By: >>167850015

>>167849308
no, we can't, because girls don't have cocks by definition.

>> No.167850015

>>167849668
The definition involve chromosomes not cocks.

>> No.167850343

>>167850015
actually it does if you are able to understand the definition. It's not said literally but it is implied.

>> No.167850494

>>167850343
If the definition is literal, then what exactly is Theon on Game of Thrones after he becomes Reek?

>> No.167851128

update when

>> No.167851645
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167851645

Next DLC sale when?

>> No.167852398
Quoted By: >>167852431

>>167851645
Hey that's the handgun from Alesso DLC. Did someone make a replica or is this CGI?

>> No.167852431

>>167852398
it's called mateba, you fucking ignorant and yes it's a real handgun

>> No.167852513
Quoted By: >>167852587

>>167852431
In English version of the game it's called Matever .357

>> No.167852587

>>167852513
seems like I'm literally replying to a retard, the real name of the gun is MATEBA you stupid retard.

>> No.167852754
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>>167852587
I don't want to argue with you

>> No.167853276

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Payday_2
Payday 2 real weapon names for retards

>> No.167854628

>>167852587
>>167852431
stop replying to bait you fucking retard

>> No.167855185
Quoted By: >>167855604

>>167850343
>>167850015

is it that hard just to call her she is she asks to be called she?

>> No.167855604

>>167855185
Source? Where did they ask to be called "she"?

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biker day 2 is actually pretty fun
its a shame that its not a separate